{"id":605,"date":"2014-04-01T15:04:43","date_gmt":"2014-04-01T20:04:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.onceuponasilvermoon.com\/blog\/?p=605"},"modified":"2019-05-05T22:27:17","modified_gmt":"2019-05-06T03:27:17","slug":"proposed-new-location-focus-shift-for-the-business","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.onceuponasilvermoon.com\/blog\/proposed-new-location-focus-shift-for-the-business\/","title":{"rendered":"Proposed New Location, Focus Shift for the Business"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>EDIT: it has come to my attention that some people actually think this is a real post. It&#8217;s an April Fool, dudes. Please enjoy it even more by following the links. Only one of them makes any noise, and it&#8217;s labelled on the mouse-over. Sorry for any confusion, but hey. I do links to take these posts to a deeper level, and if you don&#8217;t ever follow them, it&#8217;s not my fault if there&#8217;s some miscommunication! Besides, the post is clearly tagged &#8220;aprilfool&#8221;&#8230; so I guess I gotcha! Ha!! \ud83d\ude1b<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;ve been looking around at potential areas for our expected relocation in 18 months, and we think that this building in northwest Oklahoma City might just fit our needs.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_606\" style=\"width: 510px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-606\" class=\"size-full wp-image-606\" src=\"http:\/\/www.onceuponasilvermoon.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/LovesCorporate.jpg\" alt=\"Love's Corporate Offices\" width=\"500\" height=\"276\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.onceuponasilvermoon.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/LovesCorporate.jpg 500w, http:\/\/www.onceuponasilvermoon.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/LovesCorporate-200x110.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-606\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">We&#8217;re thinking of buying this building for our new location.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>As you can see, it&#8217;s a rather sizeable structure. So, in order to maximize the space, I&#8217;ve been <a href=\"http:\/\/englishosaca.files.wordpress.com\/2012\/10\/gottfried-helnwein-nighthawks.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">consulting<\/a> with a few <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fbi.gov\/wanted\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">possible partners<\/a>, some <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bonappetit.com\/drinks\/article\/liquor-distributor-guide\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">compatible other businesses<\/a> that might go in here with me.<\/p>\n<p>What we&#8217;re thinking is to put a <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Rikers_Island\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">luxury spa<\/a> in part of the building. Separate facilities for men, women, and children, so that Mom or Dad can drop off the kids and everyone can enjoy a mani-pedi, massage, or facial and some <a href=\"http:\/\/newsok.com\/female-prison-in-oklahoma-has-highest-rape-rate-in-u.s.\/article\/3922988\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">quality pampering<\/a>. In the case of babies, actual Pampering, if the need arises. We&#8217;ve also discussed some &#8220;<a title=\"Hey, Mom and Dad, try this!\" href=\"http:\/\/www.theprincesszoe.com\/dungeon.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">couples only<\/a>&#8221; evenings, and special classes for teens to learn proper skin care and <a title=\"One way to relax...?\" href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2012\/11\/29\/harvard-bdsm-club_n_2212806.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">destressing techniques<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;re also looking at a night club on the top floor, maybe a retro &#8220;<a title=\"Studio 54\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Studio_54\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">54<\/a>&#8221; style, which we think will do very well in this part of the city. During the day you can pop in for <a title=\"get wired!\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Cocaine\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">espresso<\/a> and <a title=\"chill out\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Heroin\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">smoothies<\/a> in the juice bar after your workout in the health club on the second floor.<\/p>\n<p>Of course Once Upon A Silver Moon will still have its retail store on the ground floor. We&#8217;re looking into carrying a lot more books, especially <a title=\"a science journal article about weird biblical stuff\" href=\"http:\/\/www.sciencedirect.com\/science\/article\/pii\/S1752928X08001716\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Bibles<\/a>. Our new location might also do well with some music, so I&#8217;ve contacted <a title=\"warning: plays noise\" href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=VqoyKzgkqR4&amp;list=PL6S77HDqA7patkr6VfHxsTKKXFv6fv1dq&amp;index=1\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Sparrow<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Reunion_Records\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Reunion<\/a> for some demos to play in the store until we can get maybe some <a href=\"http:\/\/ladygaga.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Sandi Patti<\/a> or <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Ministry-Lost-Gospels-According-Jourgensen\/dp\/0306822180\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Michael W. Smith<\/a> on the shelves.<\/p>\n<p>The rest of the space will be available for rent to individuals or small businesses.<\/p>\n<p>Looking forward to our expansion, and our new business relationship with our new partners: James Daniels, Capt. Henry Morgan, James Beam, and Rev. &#8220;Cutty&#8221; Sark.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>EDIT: it has come to my attention that some people actually think this is a real post. It&#8217;s an April Fool, dudes. Please enjoy it even more by following the links. 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